Gab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, charitable wombat.

Gab created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gab, he will not care at all.

Gab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Gab in the centre of the settlement.