Tipdap is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident lion.

Tipdap created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipdap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tipdap, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tipdap's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tipdap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.