Jipwikqueeg Dabtompit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid badger.

Jipwikqueeg Dabtompit created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipwikqueeg Dabtompit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jipwikqueeg Dabtompit, she will come to you in dreams.

Jipwikqueeg Dabtompit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jipwikqueeg Dabtompit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Feed all hungry great tits.

5. Always pray immersed in water.