Gudhivjin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, witty gorilla.

Gudhivjin created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudhivjin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gudhivjin, he will destroy your home planet.

Gudhivjin's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Gudhivjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never paint your head cyan.