Zenwegsigomt Panlistrot is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, astonishing lizard.

Zenwegsigomt Panlistrot created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zenwegsigomt Panlistrot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zenwegsigomt Panlistrot, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Zenwegsigomt Panlistrot's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Zenwegsigomt Panlistrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Zenwegsigomt Panlistrot on top of all buildings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.