Stigfabloop is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, generous weasel.

Stigfabloop created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigfabloop, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stigfabloop, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stigfabloop's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Stigfabloop's Holy Commandments

1. Stigfabloop must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Do not kill geese.