Likvad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous frog.

Likvad created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likvad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Likvad, she will not care.

Likvad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Likvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near tapirs while wearing red scarves and balancing four gold spheres on your back.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.