Siglibflan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent hydra.

Siglibflan created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Siglibflan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Siglibflan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Siglibflan's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Siglibflan's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.