Fabhunfit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, awesome raven.

Fabhunfit created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabhunfit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fabhunfit, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fabhunfit's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fabhunfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never feed apples to eagles while wearing ear rings.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Always obey Fabhunfit's priests.