Artbunbafjam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented dolphin.

Artbunbafjam created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Artbunbafjam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Artbunbafjam, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Artbunbafjam's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Artbunbafjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Hide from gray rats for they are unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Artbunbafjam.