Lin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, staggering meerkat.

Lin created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lin, it will try to impress you with trees.

Lin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Lin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Lin six times a day.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Worship no other gods but Lin.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Never leap in the presence of tapirs.