Pinsuglarnster is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous sheep.

Pinsuglarnster created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Pinsuglarnster, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinsuglarnster, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Pinsuglarnster's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pinsuglarnster's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink alcohol.