Sashugtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, astonishing zebra.

Sashugtarp created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Sashugtarp, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sashugtarp, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Sashugtarp's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Sashugtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not take Sashugtarp's name in vain.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sashugtarp.

5. Do not shave your head.