Wotflowgat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, temperamental dog.

Wotflowgat created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotflowgat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wotflowgat, she will send you a sign.

Wotflowgat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Wotflowgat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three snakes approach from the east.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about tapirs.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always stare at clouds.