Sanmignak is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, selfish guinea pig.

Sanmignak created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanmignak, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sanmignak, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sanmignak's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Sanmignak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink foxes for they are unholy.

2. Erect seven silver sculptures of Sanmignak on top of important buildings.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sanmignak.

5. Always take life seriously.