Monlibkop is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, sage octopus.

Monlibkop created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monlibkop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Monlibkop, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Monlibkop's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Monlibkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never feed melons to swans while wearing blue jumpers.

3. Never wear indigo trousers.

4. Doves are not to be trusted.

5. Always look after injured sheep.