Omtdudvid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless chinchilla.

Omtdudvid created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtdudvid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Omtdudvid, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Omtdudvid's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Omtdudvid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five mites approach from the west.

2. Do not take Omtdudvid's name in vain.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.