Gudpaswippog is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless fox.

Gudpaswippog created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudpaswippog, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gudpaswippog, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gudpaswippog's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gudpaswippog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near frogs while wearing white coats.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gudpaswippog.

5. Never talk about moons.