Gupgabsit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic horse.

Gupgabsit created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupgabsit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gupgabsit, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gupgabsit's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Gupgabsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear indigo tights.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Gupgabsit in the centre of the settlement.