Yimpighin is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, charitable parrot.

Yimpighin created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimpighin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yimpighin, it will send minions to preach to you.

Yimpighin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Yimpighin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise voles, for they are unholy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.