Ratzakdod is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, omniscient crocodile.

Ratzakdod created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Ratzakdod, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ratzakdod, she will send you a sign.

Ratzakdod's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ratzakdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Never sprint in holy places.
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