Kamsaflak is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, thoughtless
rhinoceros.
Kamsaflak created a top quark six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kamsaflak, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Kamsaflak, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Kamsaflak's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Kamsaflak's Holy Commandments1. Never look at nebulae.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. You must never eat figs.
4. Feed all hungry manatees.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.