Bomdunbog is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, compassionate alligator.

Bomdunbog created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomdunbog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bomdunbog, it will not invite you to parties.

Bomdunbog's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bomdunbog's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bomdunbog four times a day.

2. Retreat if six squirrels approach from the north.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Feed all hungry birds.