Podbepved is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, fast octopus.

Podbepved created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podbepved, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Podbepved, she will come to you in dreams.

Podbepved's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Podbepved's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Podbepved in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Always treat geese with great respect.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.