Bomyartjad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, clever dragonfly.

Bomyartjad created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Bomyartjad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bomyartjad, he will turn you into a puffin.

Bomyartjad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bomyartjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to great tits while wearing mauve stockings.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Always look after injured frogs.