Sagwotcub is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful newt.

Sagwotcub created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagwotcub, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sagwotcub, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sagwotcub's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sagwotcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never feed lots of cherries to tortoises while wearing white boots.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.