Flisfutstik is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous wombat.

Flisfutstik created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flisfutstik, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flisfutstik, he will turn you into a duck.

Flisfutstik's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Flisfutstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near shrews while wearing magenta shoes and balancing seven tin spheres on your neck.

3. Flisfutstik loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

4. Never feed strawberries to foxes while wearing red jumpers.

5. Put Flisfutstik first in all things.