Nakfotbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart coyote.

Nakfotbaf created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakfotbaf, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nakfotbaf, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nakfotbaf's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nakfotbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never wear violet trousers.

4. Put Nakfotbaf first in all things.

5. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.