Mitcennurlin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, emotional manatee.

Mitcennurlin created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitcennurlin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mitcennurlin, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Mitcennurlin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Mitcennurlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Do not keep six monkeys in a large pit.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.