Xenjighad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring tapir.

Xenjighad created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenjighad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xenjighad, she will turn you into a goat.

Xenjighad's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Xenjighad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn skirts.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must pray to Xenjighad seven times a day.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shave your face.