Ruttdussnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, conceited hamster.

Ruttdussnarl created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdussnarl, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ruttdussnarl, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ruttdussnarl's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Ruttdussnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing yellow shirts and balancing six titanium spheres on your back.