Jophubhug Stragnelfadbid is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, moody squirrel.

Jophubhug Stragnelfadbid created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jophubhug Stragnelfadbid, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jophubhug Stragnelfadbid, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Jophubhug Stragnelfadbid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Jophubhug Stragnelfadbid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three gold sculptures of Jophubhug Stragnelfadbid on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near mites while wearing gray hats.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Jophubhug Stragnelfadbid on top of all buildings.