Pangfutstip Fubrullkip is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, impressive dingo.

Pangfutstip Fubrullkip created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangfutstip Fubrullkip, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pangfutstip Fubrullkip, he will remove you from existence.

Pangfutstip Fubrullkip's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Pangfutstip Fubrullkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.