Nelripyak is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, kind owl.

Nelripyak created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelripyak, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nelripyak, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nelripyak's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Nelripyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Hide from fawn sharks for they are unholy.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Nelripyak on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Run away from mauve turtles, for they are unholy.