Sabpoparpnell Sigtigwonbem Danwaddussham is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, wise centipede.

Sabpoparpnell Sigtigwonbem Danwaddussham created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabpoparpnell Sigtigwonbem Danwaddussham, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sabpoparpnell Sigtigwonbem Danwaddussham, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sabpoparpnell Sigtigwonbem Danwaddussham's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sabpoparpnell Sigtigwonbem Danwaddussham's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise sharks for they are unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Sabpoparpnell Sigtigwonbem Danwaddussham loves doves, so they must be honoured.