Jendanmab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind snail.

Jendanmab created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jendanmab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jendanmab, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jendanmab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Jendanmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. You must pray to Jendanmab six times a day.

3. Fast once a month.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Never leap in holy places.