Farweekim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional porpoise.

Farweekim created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farweekim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Farweekim, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Farweekim's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Farweekim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Never paint your back pink.

3. Never feed bananas to doves while wearing yellow skirts.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never look in ponds.