Mumlegsterwig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-powerful hydra.

Mumlegsterwig created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Mumlegsterwig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mumlegsterwig, he will turn you into a goat.

Mumlegsterwig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Mumlegsterwig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never feed aubergines to mice while wearing orange stockings.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not listen to music.