Narlzagvid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty wren.

Narlzagvid created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Narlzagvid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Narlzagvid, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Narlzagvid's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Narlzagvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Narlzagvid in the centre of the settlement.