Larpgomtarg Zodsigced is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, idiotic armadillo.

Larpgomtarg Zodsigced created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpgomtarg Zodsigced, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Larpgomtarg Zodsigced, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Larpgomtarg Zodsigced's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Larpgomtarg Zodsigced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Larpgomtarg Zodsigced.

3. Hide from cyan rats for they are unholy.

4. Do not take Larpgomtarg Zodsigced's name in vain.

5. Never write about dark matter.