Taprulgod is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive fly.

Taprulgod created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taprulgod, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Taprulgod, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Taprulgod's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Taprulgod's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Never look at galaxies.