Fobmonbassab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, quiet otter.

Fobmonbassab created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Fobmonbassab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fobmonbassab, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fobmonbassab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fobmonbassab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

4. Always treat eagles with great respect.

5. Pray towards the west.