Busfudquam is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, impressive lobster.

Busfudquam created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Busfudquam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Busfudquam, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Busfudquam's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Busfudquam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six manatees approach from the east.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not cook food in pots.