Ren is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful mole.

Ren created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ren, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ren, he will turn you into a frog.

Ren's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Ren's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. You must pray to Ren five times a day.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near sharks while wearing violet boots and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your arms.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near pigs while wearing gray hats and balancing six silver spheres on your hands.