Yartgupyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, loving crow.

Yartgupyarp created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartgupyarp, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yartgupyarp, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yartgupyarp's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Yartgupyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention foxes.

2. Run away if six bats approach from the west.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Yartgupyarp must be the most important thing in your life.