Gutbellart is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, slow human.

Gutbellart created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Gutbellart, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gutbellart, she will turn you into a slug.

Gutbellart's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gutbellart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Never think ill of sick sharks.