Yartdampop is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, confident grasshopper.

Yartdampop created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartdampop, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yartdampop, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yartdampop's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yartdampop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yartdampop's name in vain.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Yartdampop must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide if seven aardvarks approach from the west.