Talmannart Jadkommil is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited wyvern.

Talmannart Jadkommil created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Talmannart Jadkommil, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Talmannart Jadkommil, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Talmannart Jadkommil's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Talmannart Jadkommil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Talmannart Jadkommil loves ants, so they must be honoured.

4. Never paint your arms brown.

5. Erect a giant black sculpture of Talmannart Jadkommil in the centre of the settlement.