Fomcussqueeg is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, grumpy
bird.
Fomcussqueeg created bats nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Fomcussqueeg, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Fomcussqueeg, he will remove you from existence.
Fomcussqueeg's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Fomcussqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Never look at dwarf planets.
2. Do not eat peas.
3. Always help nematodes.
4. Do not kill monkeys.
5. You must love Fomcussqueeg.