Hogsugstan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful cobra.

Hogsugstan created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Hogsugstan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hogsugstan, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hogsugstan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hogsugstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Hide from indigo rats for they are unholy.